You know you’ll need a good supply of Viva to mop up the mess old uncle Kevin makes at Xmas lunch when he spews up the 13 VB’s, 1/2 kilo of prawns and 2 serves of custard and pudding he crammed into that sun-burnt face of his.
Either that, or to pat Nanna dry when auntie Pam spills a full glass of bubbly down her back because she’s as loose as they come (everyone knows it) and she hasn’t been sober since boxing day.
You know what to do. It’ll be over for another year soon. Hang in there.
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